Lord, forgive me…
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What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer?
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If your wife comes out of the kitchen to whine at you…
If your wife comes out of the kitchen to whine at you,what have you...
Why did the spider buy a car?
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The Beggers
Two beggars are sitting on a park bench outside a church on a Sunday...
Snowman and a vampire?
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How far to the town?
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The duck in the bar
A duck walks into a bar, sits down at the barstool, and waits for...
Supermarket Cart
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