Give chocolate pudding
|First soldier: “Pass me the chocolate pudding, would you?”Second soldier: “No way, Jose!”First soldier:...
Halloween party
A married couple was invited to a Halloween party. That night, as they were...
Cut by a Razor
Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade?She gave herself a...
ADVICE FOR IDIOTS
|An actual tip from page 16 of the Hewlett Packard Environmental, Health & Safety...
Ducks love grapes
A duck walks into a convenience store. He asks the man at the counter,...
What kind of bunny…..
What kind of bunny drinks coffee?Mugs bunny!
The Pepsi plane crash…
There was a cargo shipment of Pepsi flying over Africa.It suddenly had a malfunction,...
If two lawyers were drowning…
No lawyers allowed- Prosecutors will be violated! If two lawyers were drowning, and you...
A guy in a bar
The bartender asks him “What’ll you have?”. The guy answers, “A scotch, please”. The...
If Only Life Could Be Like A Computer
If you messed up your life, you could press “Ctrl, Alt, Delete” and start...