Tombstone epitaph II
Tombstone EpitaphIn a London, England cemetery:Ann MannHere lies Ann Mann,Who lived an old maidBut...
A Rock Solid Defense
A redneck was arrested for selling home-stilled whiskey. His lawyer put him on the...
Laws of …
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Medical Record Quotes
The following quotes were taken from actual medical records dictated by physicians. They appeared...
Ouch
“What happened?” asked the hospital visitor of the heavily bandaged man sitting up in...
Yogi Bear
Q.Why is there only one Yogi Bear?A. Because when they tried to make another...
Cow Pat Lip Gloss
An old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day.The local...
Everything Gone!
A man was complaining to a friend:”I had it all; money, a beautiful house,...
Greek wedding
Why do they have Feta cheese at a Greek wedding? To keep the flies...
Super Looong List of One-Liners!
Q. What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys?A. We’d...