A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist…
A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist ifthere is anybody in...
Ducks in Heaven
Three women die in a car accident and go to Heaven. Saint Peter meets...
Empire State Building
A bleached blonde and a natural blonde were on top of the . How...
Lawyers on a flight
|An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to...
Men Quotes
Why did God create men? Because vibrators can’t mow the lawn. Madonna All men...
3 Shots of Whiskey
A man walked into a bar, sat down, ordered 3 shots of whiskey, drank...
Two blondes were facing each other with a lake between them…
Two blondes were facing each other with a lake between them. The first blonde...
The Bobbitt Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray my penis I will keep,...
A miserable rooster
A salesman is talking to a farmer when he looks over and sees a...
Soldiers in Heaven
|Little Willie asked his mother: “Mamma, don’t soldiers ever go to heaven?”"Of course they...