Ocean Joke
What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean?Nothing, it just waved.
Breakfast, Lunch, & Supper!
After each question, your say: “Rubber Jugs and Liquor”.Q: What did you have for...
Two Meaningless Words
Q: Name two words that have no meaning.A: Supercalifragilisticexpialodocious and detente.
Several weeks after a young man had been hired…
Several weeks after a young man had been hired, he was called into the...
A yard sale
A man was walking one day, when he came to this big house in...
How to get out of anext speeding ticket!
A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer:...
Why could not the blond pass her drivers test?
Q: Why couldn’t the blond pass her drivers test? A: Every time the car...
He’s Shaky
One woman says to another, “I can’t understand why you haven’t gone to see...
What does a blonde say after sex?
What does a blonde say after sex? Thanks Guys.
Three mice are sitting in a bar talking…
Three mice are sitting in a bar talking about how tough they are. The...