The Big Pencil
Question: What’s the biggest pencil in the World?Answer: Pennsylvania!
GOD’s New Commandment!
NEWS FLASH – GOD ANNOUNCES THE 11TH COMMANDMENT!During a recent staff meeting in Heaven,...
Effective Ointment
Two friends are shopping in a drugstore when one of them tells the other,...
Prison Versus Housewives
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Tuns of Puns! Part II
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? From a catalog.How you get down from...
Herc, Snow White & Quasie!
Hercules, Snow White and Quasemoto were sitting at a table talking. Hercules says, “I...
Jones came into the office an hour late for the third time…
Jones came into the office an hour late for the third time in one...
The 75 year old man and his young, knockout wife…
The 75 year old man and his young, knockout wife wereshopping in an upscale...
Fun fun fun worry worry worry
A teacher said to her little student Suzy, “Punctuate the following sentence: Fun fun...