Texan with a new car
|Three cowboys were hanging out in the bunkhouse. “I know that smart aleck Tex,”...
Why does a dog lick his balls?
Why does a dog lick his balls? Because he can’t make a fist.
Clinton country
A guy is sitting at a bar and orders a drink. At the same...
You’re hired!
A guy goes in to apply at the U.S. Postal Service for a job.During...
A man takes his sick dog to the vet…
A man takes his sick dog to the vet. The vet lifts the dog...
Murphys Law on Love and Sex
“Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.” “I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.”...
A girl sat sobbing in the police station…
A girl sat sobbing in the police station. “I was raped by an Italian.”She...
Me Too
The husband returns home one day and tells his wife, “Hi honey, look, I’ve...
Nite before Xmas – Net Style!
‘Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the Net,There were hacker’s a surfing....
Why did God give men larger brains than dogs?
Why did God give men larger brains than dogs? So they won’t hump women’s...