Good boys
Mum caught little Johnny jerking his meat off one day.She told him – “Johnny...
Call In Sick…
Bob calls in to his job:”Hey, boss I’m not coming to work today. I’m...
MAFIA Valetine Card Verses
My love for you… it came and went. So your feet are now in...
Aren’t You Sorry?
An old woman saved a Fairy’s life. To repay this, the Fairy promised to...
Little Johnny was in class again…
Little Johnny was in class again.Teacher asked everyone “Can anyone tell me a sentence...
Hollow
Why can’t a ghost have sex??Because he has a hollow weenie!
Tim Kelly was walking therough a dim passageway…
Tim Kelly was walking therough a dim passageway when someonespoke to him. “Good evenin’,...
Dealing with a juggler
|Juggler, driving to his next performance, was stopped by the police. “What are those...
Sue over the property
Did you know that heaven and hell are actually right next to each other?...
Who’s This Guy
After a long night of making love, the young guy rolled over, pulled out...