Sorry for eating the peanuts
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Mr. Owls
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One Last Night
One day, this guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a...
Here’s your fee schedule
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GOD’s New Commandment!
NEWS FLASH – GOD ANNOUNCES THE 11TH COMMANDMENT!During a recent staff meeting in Heaven,...
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Bear Hunting
One day Fred decided he wanted to take up deer hunting. So Fred went...
The Shrink’s Revenge!
A distraught man went to a psychiatrist and exclaimed, “Doctor, I believe that I...