Cyclones!
Why do they name cyclones after women?Because they start off as little blow jobs...
The Family Dentist
A husband and wife enter a dentist`s office. The Wife says, “I want atooth...
Super Market Checkout
A woman went to a discount store to purchase several items. When she finally...
COMMAND REDUCTION OF ARMY PERSONNEL ( C.R.A.P. )
As a result of DOD budget cutbacks, we are forced to reduce the size...
A secret pregnant lover
|At the rehearsal dinner for my boss’ daughter and son-in-law-to-be, a loud eight-months pregnant...
Laws of Household Physics
Ever notice that the laws of household physics are every bit as real as...
Dogs and Light Bulbs
|How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? Border Collie: Just...
Gun Barrel
A man joins the crew of a ship. After a few days he gets...
Mother’s dictionary
|Bottle feeding: An opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 am too.Defense: What...
Room Service
This is a telephonic exchange between a hotel guest androomservice at a hotel in...