Feeling Sorry For Him
Two girls are having coffee when one notices that the other girl seems troubled...
How Man Takes A Bubble Bath
How does a man take a bubble bath?He eats beans for dinner.
A question of time
Why don’t women need to wear watches?Theres a clock on the oven!
Redneck Census Form!
The official year 2000 Redneck Census Form:Last name: _______________________First name: (Check appropriate box)(_)Billy-Bob(_)Billy-Joe(_)Billy-Ray(_)Billy-Sue(_)Billy-Mae(_)Billy-JackWhat does...
Little Johnny — being logical
Little Johnny A traveling salesman rings this doorbell. 10 year old little Johnny answers,...
A croakus!
|What’s a frogs favorite flower?A croakus!
You’re so dumb…
You’re so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says...
Too good to be true
A man walked into a bar with his alligator and asked the bartender “Do...
Sue and Sally meet at their 30th class reunion…
Sue and Sally meet at their 30th class reunion, and they haven’t seen each...
How to break the nose of a blonde.
Q: How do you break the nose on a blonde?A: You put a dildo...