Ho-down!
Why do black men not go square dancing?Every time some one yells “hoe down”,...
Lunch Box Lids
Q: Why do blondes have see-through lunch box lids?A1: So they know if it...
A precise location
Attorney to witness: “And where was the location of the accident?”Witness: “Approximately milepost 499.”Attorney:...
Defining these words
|For more than 30 years, New York magazine has run a contest in which...
Lazy
How can you tell if a man you’re dating is lazy?He throws his kisses.
Smitty the Parrot’s Birthday
Harry says to his pet parrot Smitty, “What do you want for your birthday?”...
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through…
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights...
The Experiment…
An efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution.”You need to be...
Get a Life
Patient: Doctor, I have a problem. I feel unhealthy and depressed. Doctor: You should...
Pentagon and pencils
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...