Choking a girlfriend
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
The preacher buys a parrot
|A preacher is buying a parrot.”Are you sure it doesn’t scream, yell, or swear?”...
Empty upstairs!
The problem with keeping an open mind is that all my ideas tend to...
Calling the shots.
I was in the waiting room of my doctor’s office the other day when...
A Fisherman’s Tale
Two fellas are fishing in a boat under a bridge. One looks up and...
Stupid Insults 25/31
Posts empty articles to Usenet, and enjoys rereading them later. Prefers three left turns...
True…so very, very true!
A man will pay $2 for an item that costs $1 if he wants...
Pick-Up Lines Galore!
I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.(Lick...
Money Needed
A student had spent all his money, so he called his mother from college...
Scared half to death
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?