Shoot-out
Yo momma so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.
yo mama’s teeth
yo mama’s teeth so yellow that when she smiles everyone sings, “i got sunshine...
Sex Like A Convenience Store
Why is sex with your spouse like a convenience store?There’s not much variety, but...
This fellow comes to confession…
This fellow comes to confession. “Father, he said, forgive mefor I have sinned.”The priest...
New bumper stickers.
Bumper stickers seen this weekend …..You’re just jealous because the voices are talking to...
Things never to say to a cop
1. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)...
Women Drivers!
Driving to the office this morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my...
A blonde went to the appliance store sale…
A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain.”I would like...
I get so drunk that I imagine things
|The drunk was floundering down the alley carrying a box with holes on the...
This fellow was screwing his best friend’s wife when he…
This fellow was screwing his best friend’s wife when he suddenly stopped and sat...