…..olympics
Why isn’t Mexico in the olympics?…Because everyone that can swim, jump, climb, and sprint...
The Three Laws of Thermodynamics
The Three Laws of Thermodynamics 1.You can’t win. 2.You can’t break even. 3.You can’t...
Real news headlines 06
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Lansing Residents Can...
Childhood Diseases
Childhood Diseases Two newlyweds went on their honeymoon and were getting undressed together for...
The black baby.
Q: What did the black baby say to its mother when it had diarrhea?...
Wrong instructions.
A mother was anxiously awaiting her daughter`s plane. She had just come back from...
Ice Hole
There was a competition between a team of blondes and a team of brunettes...
The Anninversary
My father and mother were recently celebrating their 50th weddinganniversary. While cutting the cake,...
What’s the difference between a bull and a cow?
What’s the difference between a bull and a cow?A bull smiles when you milk...
Two men are discussing their lives…
Two men are discussing their lives. One says, “I’m getting married.I’m tired of a...