Cosmetic Surgery
A woman named Shirley was from Beverly Hills. One day, she had a heart...
Giving up drugs!
Two young guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared...
Bart at the chalkboard!
The opening credits of The Simpsons(tm) shows Bart Simpson writing the same sentence over...
Lawyers take everything
|A reporter outside of a courtroom asked a defendant clad only in a barrel:...
Redneck Jedi
You know you’re a redneck jedi when.. You hear “Luke, I am your father…...
Chicken and the road thru history.
Famous interpretations of “Why did the Chicken cross the road?”Bill Clinton:I did not cross...
Mother Teresa’s Constipation
Two nuns walk into a liquor store and one asked the clerk for the...
Signs and notices 15
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign in the...
Male Stages of Life
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Did you see that?
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