Redneck honeymoon.
The hillbilly man and his new bride were on their honeymoon. The first night...
Passenger
Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?A: You can park in...
A girl runs home to her mother crying…
A girl runs home to her mother crying, “I can’t marry Joe! He’s an...
Sleeping like a baby.
While the U.S. stock market was at an all time high, the ups and...
Fun Test!
TEST:******************************************************************* DO NOT SKIP AHEAD. Read this message ONE LINE AT A TIME and...
The Parrots
A woman had two female parrots who were always yelling, “We’re prostitutes, wanna have...
Mr. Schwatrz goes to meet his new son-in-law to be…
Mr. Schwatrz goes to meet his new son-in-law to be, Sol. He says to...
My Darling Son Letter!
Dearest Darling Son and That Person You Married,Merry Christmas to you, and please don’t...
What are the three words you do not want to hear while making love?
She: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body?He: Your sense...
Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade?
Did you hear about the nurse who swallowed a razor blade?She gave herself a...