Why are E.T.s eyes so big?
Why are E.T.s eyes so big? Because he saw the phone bill.
An ancient Irishman
Three Irishmen, Paddy, Sean and Shamus, were stumbling home from the pub late one...
Return the Dog
Two blondes suddenly got into bird hunting and were eager to try it out...
Snail Beer
A snail goes into a bar and orders a beer.The barman says ‘Sorry we...
Mexican is at border
|A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by...
Love the Dentist Quote
I love to go to the dentist. A man in white hovering over me...
The Wishing Well
A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made awish and...
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center…
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: “What are...
He’s a drunk driver
|There was an inebriated driver who was pulled up by the police. When the...
20 Ways To Annoy A Public Bathroom Stallmate
1. Stick your open palm under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, ‘May...