The farmer’s wife.
So one night, the farmer gets drunk. He grabs his wife’s tits and says,...
What does HMO stand for?
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A Blonde Astronaut
There was a blonde, a red head, and a brunette and they were all...
Did you understand me?
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The essential difference
One day the zoo-keeper noticed that “Cheech” the orang-utang was reading two books —...
Spice Girl\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\’s Lightbulb Joke
Q: How many Spice Girls does it take to change a light bulb ?A:...
Disorder in the Court!
These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things...
Flying Turtle
Deep within a forest a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours...
Crushing a man’s ego real fast!
30 Things Never to Say to a Naked Man…1. I’ve smoked fatter joints than...
How to kill a blonde
Q: How do you kill a dumb blonde?A: Put a scratch n’ sniff sticker...