Mexican Olympians
Q: Why doesn’t Mexico have an olympic team?A: Cause all of their runners, swimmers,...
Be A Smoker!
Good News To All SmokersThe International Tabacco Syndicate, on its Golden Anniversary, wishes to...
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Damn…did you see the size of that front tooth gap she had? Yeah…I didn’t...
Love to Death
A man goes to his doctor for his annual physical complaining of all kinds...
Ode To A Mammogram
For years ‘n years they told me, “Be careful of your breasts. Don’t ever...
Hungry Beggar
A beggar walks up to a well-dressed woman who is shopping on Rodeo Drive...
Island Blondes
There are three blondes stranded on an island. Suddenly a fairy appears and offers...
French horn jokes
|Q: What do you get when you cross a French horn player with a...
New Viruses on the loose!
Oprah Winfrey virus: Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB and then slowly...
Blonde male
A bronzed, blonde male surfer type was visiting Boston to attend a friend’s wedding....