A guy takes his greenhorn wife hunting on a ranch…
A guy takes his greenhorn wife hunting on a ranch. When they reach their...
Hillbillies
How do you castrate a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the mouth!
Olive, the 10th Reindeer
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer “Olive”?Olive ?Yeah, you know,...
What have a blonde and a computer got in common?
What have a blonde and a computer got in common?You don’t realise how much...
Pope, Graham, and Roberts
The Pope, Billy Graham, and Oral Roberts were in a three-way plane crash over...
What is the difference between mayonaise and sperm?
What’s the difference between mayonaise and sperm?Mayonaise doesn’t hit the back of a girls...
I\’m George Washington
A man who thinks he’s George Washington has been seeing a psychiatrist. He finishes...
Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?
|Why didn’t the female frog lay eggs?Because her husband spawned her affections!
Why do gay men have moustaches?
Why do gay men have moustaches? To hide the stretchmarks.
Sleep late!
|What is the best advice to give to worm?Sleep late!