ADVICE FOR IDIOTS
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Guide to Safe Fax
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Finding half an apple!
|What is worse than finding a maggot in your apple?Finding half an apple!
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Anyone Here
Once upon a time there was a female brain cell that by mistake happened...
Military Wisdom!
1. If the enemy is in range, so are you.2. Incoming fire has the...
What Do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
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Lifetime Savings
A small tourist hotel was all abuzz about an afternoon wedding where the groom...
Waiting Room
I was sitting in the waiting room of the hospital after my wife had...