Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants?
Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants? – So people can read her lips.
Ventriloquist and the Indian
A ventriloquist cowboy walks into town and sees an Indian sitting on his porch....
Army Wisdom
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Blonde and her job interview…
A Blonde airhead goes for a job interview in an office.The interviewer starts with...
Your Mommas…
Your Momma’s teeth are so yellow that when she smiles people SLOW DOWN!
The Y2K Blonde!
Blonde secretary’s memo to her boss:TO: My BossFROM: BlondieSUBJECT: Changing Calendars For Y2KI hope...
Screwing Rooster
There was a farmer. He had alot of chickens but had no roosters. So...
The Suicide
There was a blonde and a brunette watching the 10:00 news. A news reporter...
Elephants V
Why do elephants live in herds?To get a wholesale reduction on the shoes with...
What language do the Vatican Police speak?
What language do the Vatican Police speak?Pig Latin!