The government cuts costs
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A small boy is sent to bed by his father…
A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later: “Da-ad…”...
Dyslexic Agnostic Insomniac
What is a dyslexic agnostic insomniac?Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there...
EMT response times.
Three paramedics were boasting about improvements in their respective ambulance team?s response times. ?Since...
Blonde Quickies
How do you get a blond out of a tree? WaveHow do you drown...
Did you understand me?
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Eucalyptus Road
Sue Ellen passed away so Billy Bob called 911. The operator promised to send...
Operating systems as beers
|DOS Beer — Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you...
Superbowl
Yo momma so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.
Sister and Priest
A priest and nun are on their way back home from a convention when...