WARNING: These are RUDE.
Q. Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?A. Ask your mother.Q. How do you...
ONE with the land!
A Texas cowboy got a visit from his cousin who lives in the east.He...
Computerized Payroll (Y2K)
January 1, 2000Dear (enter employee name here)Re: Vacation PayOur records indicate that you have...
Finding a Chinese Jew
|Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant. “Sid,” asked Al, “are there...
The Whales.
Your momma so fat, when she goes to the aquarium the whales sing “WE...
Female guitar player shouting at her boyfriend…
Consider the following:Female guitar player shouting at her boyfriend in acrowded shopping mall: “Don’t...
Feeling Sorry For Him
Two girls are having coffee when one notices that the other girl seems troubled...
More Blonde Q and A’s
Q: WHY DID THE BLONDE BAKE A CHICKEN FOR 3 AND A HALF DAYS?...
New Barbie Doll
Have You heard about the new Divorce Barbie Doll?It comes with all of Ken’s...
About one mile a day!
|What was the snail doing on the highway?About one mile a day!