Signs and notices 14
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign in a...
Condom Modelling Rejection
Condom Modelling Rejection TROJAN CONDOM COMPANY 6969 Slippery Root Drive Droptrouser, NC 22269Dear John...
Leave them to slug it out!
|What do you do when two snails have a fight?Leave them to slug it...
Light Bulb 3
Why can’t the blonde put in a light bulb? Shey kept breaking them with...
How’s business?
|Two lawyers met at a cocktail party late one night.”How?s business?” asked the first.”Rotten,”...
A dilemma
When someone asks you, “A penny for your thoughts”,and you put your two cents...
Scared half to death
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
Miss Muffet
Little miss muffet… sat on her tuffet… eating her kurds and way.Along came a...
You are in trouble
|An evil Atheist explorer in the deepest Amazon suddenly finds himself surrounded by a...
Little Johnny and his balloons
Little Johnny walks into his mothers room and catches her topless.Mommy, Mommy, what are...