Knit to Fit
An old lady was knitting as she was driving down the highway. A police...
Polak Locked His Keys In Car
Q: Did you hear about the Polish man that locked his keys in his...
Analysis of A Man
Man – A Chemical AnalysisElement: Man Symbol: Ah (short for Asshole) Quantitative: Accepted at...
Robinson came home in great excitement and said to his wife…
Robinson came home in great excitement and said to his wife, “You’ll never believe...
Wife-taming method
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to theother and...
A man walks into a pub…
The following was contributed by Emil:A man walks into a pub, sits down at...
Here’s your fee schedule
|A lawyer calls his client to tell him about his fee schedule.”Alright,” the lawyer...
Beautiful — in a sentence
The teacher says, “Children, today I will ask each of you to come to...
There was this hooker who mistook a Salvation Army man for…
There was this hooker who mistook a Salvation Army man fora soldier and propositioned...
Weill and Mahoney had started with only five hundred dollars…
Weill and Mahoney had started with only five hundred dollars between them, but they...