Tech Support
Customer: “Your sound card is defective and I want a new one.” Tech Support:...
A young priest, who is still unsure of the penance to dole out…
A young priest, who is still unsure of the penance to dole out duringconfession,...
She’s new to football
|A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. Afterward he asked her...
How To Be Annoying (A Guide)
Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and...
Only in America…
Only in America… Only in America…can a pizza get to your house faster than...
Signs You’re from New York
You say “the city” and expect everyone to know that this means Manhattan. You...
A young married woman…
A young married woman was discussing her sex life with a girlfriend. The girlfriend...
A young Jewish man excitedly tells his mother…
A young Jewish man excitedly tells his mother he’s fallen in loveand going to...
Too many beers.
So I said “Hey man, that’s my beer.”Then he says, “No man, that’s my...
Penis holding
An old woman in a Nursing Home looks up one day to find an...