The ten ifs of employment
|1. If it rings, put it on hold.2. If it clunks, call the repairman.3....
Looking Great
This guy goes to the doctor for a vasectomy. Unlike the usual patients, he...
Insect’s favorite game
|What is the insect’s favorite game?Cricket!
Why Do They Do That?
Why do they manufacture perfumed bathroom tissue when our noses are on our faces?
A question of time
Why don’t women need to wear watches?Theres a clock on the oven!
How Lawyers Do It
Lawyers do it with appeal.Lawyers do it confidentially.Lawyers do it on a trial basis.Lawyers...
Animal stuttering
Little Johnny is sitting in a biology class, and the teacher says that an...
My daughter is your reward
|Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators. He kept them in the...
Telepath wanted
Help Wanted: Telepath.You know where to apply.
Martha Stewart’s Tips for Rednecks!
Here’s Martha Stewart’s Etiquette Guide for Rednecks!1. Never take a beer to a job...