Stupid Insults 13/31
He demonstrates that beauty times brains is a constant. He donated his brain to...
Invent artificial dogs
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
State Of The Art Watch
A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to...
Bosnian Footballer
Al Davis had put together the perfect Raiders team for ’96. The only Thing...
Why don’t blondes use vibrators?
(Q) Why don’t blondes use vibrators? (A) Because they are scared they might chip...
Cocktail Party
At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, “Aren’t you wearing your wedding...
Signs and notices 15
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign in the...
If a frog parks.
Q. What happens when a frog parks illegaly?A. It gets toad!
A school teacher injured his back and had to wear…
A school teacher injured his back and had to wear a plaster cast around...
Rodney Dangerfield Top One-Liners!
A girl phoned me the other day and said …. Come on over, there’s...