Parachute
Q: Did you hear about the new automatic parachutes, invented by a blond? A:...
Men are from earth…
Men are from earth.Women are from earth.Deal with it.
A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one…
A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one.The bartender says, “Hey...
You might be a redneck if…cars
Less than half the cars you own run.
A girl called the police department and reported that…
A girl called the police department and reported that she had been assaulted. The...
Make a last request
|Two men, sentenced to die in the electric chair on the same day were...
2 people walk into a bar…
2 people walk into a bar. The third one ducked.
I want to take money with me
|As Mr. Smith was on his death bed, he attempted to formulate a plan...
Yogi Bear
Q.Why is there only one Yogi Bear?A. Because when they tried to make another...
Technology is too good
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...