Lager Prayer
Our lager, Which art in barrels, Hallowed be thy drink. Thy will be drunk,...
Santa\’s Entrance
If your child asks how Santa Claus gets into the house, just tell him...
Rules Guys Wish Women Knew!
1. If you think you are fat, you probably are. Do not ask us....
Two drunks
Two drunks are driving down the road drinking beer. All of a sudden they...
What\\\’s O. J. Simpson\\\’s Internet address?
Q. What’s O. J. Simpson’s Internet address?A. Slash, slash, backslash, slash, slash, escape.
Panda in a Bar
A panda walked into a bar. He went up to the bar and said...
Where is Jesus?
*** NOTE: This joke may be offensive to some.STOP HERE if you are offended...
Jon starts working in a lumber camp…
Jon starts working in a lumber camp. The boss says, “We work twelve hours...
What has four legs and smells like fish?
What has four legs and smells like fish? Clinton’s desk.
Skipping school
A woman realizes her son has not yet gotten out of bed for school.She...