Blind question and answer jokes
|Q: Why don’t blind people skydive?A: It scares the heck out of the dog.
People are ignoring me
|A patient walks into a doctor’s office.Patient: Doctor, people ignore me.Doctor: Next!
Meals on Wheels
Once upon a time, there was a cat who died. When she got to...
So Much Fun
A suspicious husband hired a private eye to check on the movements of his...
The Three Idiots
Once, there were three guys stranded on an island, and the mainland was 100...
Ice cream
Three blondes are sitting on a park bench eating ice cream cones. One is...
Waiting Room
I was sitting in the waiting room of the hospital after my wife had...
New scientific thoeries IV
New scientific thoeries1st RunnerUp- If an infinite number of rednecks riding in aninfinite number...
Pat and Jimmy-Joe
|Pat and Jimmy-Joe met and one said to the other, “Have ye seen Mulligan...
WHAT MEN REALLY MEAN – A CONTINUING SERIES
“I’m going fishing.”Really means”I’m going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by a...