Why couldn’t the blond pass her drivers test?
Q: Why couldn’t the blond pass her drivers test?A: Every time the car stopped...
There were two cats that enjoyed running together…
There were two cats that enjoyed running together. The first cat was english, called...
Joining the Lord’s Army.
A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and...
Grandma’s Advice
There was this virgin that was going out on a date for the first...
Diseases
The doctor took Dan into the room and said, “Dan, I have some good...
Ten pounds of pride
A Texan bought a round of drinks for all in the bar and announced...
Little Johnny’s Lessson
One day Ms. Nelson, a kindergarden teacher, was giving a lesson on imagination. What...
What do you call 2 blondes in the front seat of a car?
What do you call 2 blondes in the front seat of a car? Dual...
The Numbers of the Beast
The Numbers of the Beast OK, we all know that 666 is the Number...
What’s the ultimate rejection?
Q: What’s the ultimate rejection?A: When you’re masturbating and your hand falls asleep.