Fly Buzzing
Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde’s head?A: A Space...
Top Ten Television Shows in Iraq
“Husseinfeld” “Mad About Everything” “U.S. Military Secrets Revealed” “Suddenly Sanctions” “Allah McBeal” “Wheel of...
Frog meets a Psychic
A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told, “You are going tomeet a...
Smell His Fingers!
One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts. He’d toss...
A visual joke
(This joke requires the use a small visual. I’ll describe the visualfirst, then as...
Alice is in UNIX land
|”Can you help me? asked Alice.”No,” said Negative. “I’m looking for a white consultant.”...
Stupid sports quotes
|These are actual sports quotes said by various people throughout the world.Oiler coach Bum...
Insult Collection #14
I’ve hated your looks from the stare they gave me. Don’t you need a...
What is the difference between white onions, brown onions…
What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 30 centimeterdick?Nothing…. They all...
Wedding Tragedy
What is a wedding tragedy?To marry a man for love, and then find out...