What has two legs and bleeds?
What has two legs and bleeds? Half a dog.
What do you call Toys R’ Us in the hood?
What do you call Toys R’ Us in the hood?We B Toyz N’ Shit
Honesty is the best policy
A very very rich gentleman dies,leaving his fortune to his only living friends, a...
How Cold Is Cold?
60 Californians put on sweaters (if they can find one) 50 Miami residents turn...
Parachute
Q: Did you hear about the new automatic parachutes, invented by a blond? A:...
Curing a Cough
The owner of a drugstore arrives at work to find a man leaning heavily...
Two zebras are talking and one asks the other…
Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, “Am I black with white...
Dave’s adventure in a cave (limerick)
There once was a man named Dave,who found a dead whore in a cave.She...
Blacks and Xmas Trees?
What do blacks and Christmas trees have in common?They both have colored balls.
WHY IS AN IMPOTENT MAN LIKE A CHRISTMAS TREE?
WHY IS AN IMPOTENT MAN LIKE A CHRISTMAS TREE?-THEY BOTH HAVE BALLS FOR DECORATION