Real advertisements 01
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country. Lost:...
What do you get when you cross a Jehovah Witness and an atheist?
What do you get when you cross a Jehovah’s Witness and an atheist?Someone who...
How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?
Teacher: How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?Little Johnny:...
3 Vampires in Bar
Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down. The first vampire says,”I’d like...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why did the chicken cross the road?- To escape an oppressive military regime.
Your Momma
Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.
A Jewish father has two kids who want to sell lemonade…
A Jewish father has two kids who want to sell lemonade on the street...
An abstract joke
Two bananas are lying on a river bank when a turd comes floating by....
More Pick Up Lines
1. I want you almost as much as I want world peace.2. You can...
The Mushroom
A mushroom walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink.The bartender says,...