Paradox of Men
If you can’t go down on them, you’re not a good partner.If you can...
To Stop The Polish Cavalry
Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?A: Turn off the carousel.
Bush’s Tragedy
One day, President Bush visited an elementary school. All the kids were so excited...
Jon starts working in a lumber camp…
Jon starts working in a lumber camp. The boss says, “We work twelve hours...
A Favor
I know I haven’t known you very long and I shouldn’t be asking you...
Man’s Worst Nightmare
What’s a man’s worst nightmare?1) The Super Bowl is pre-empted by a soap opera....
Snowmen and Snowladies
What’s the difference between snowmen and snowladies?Snowballs.
A young woman visited her doctor complaining of a bed wetting problem…
A young woman visited her doctor complaining of a bed wetting problem. The doctor...
Redneck Logic
Two rednecks decided that they weren’t going anywhere in life and thought they should...
How To Drive Your Wife Crazy
Start asking her questions (don’t mistakenly do anything) about cooking, cleaning, and laundry. Say,...