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Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?A: A wind tunnel.
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This guy goes to the doctor for a vasectomy. Unlike the usual patients, he...
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Dear Heavenly Father,I think you’d be proud of me! So far today I’ve done...
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