Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
|Why is a frog luckier than a cat?Because a frog croaks all the time...
You’ll croak in no time!
|What happens if you eat a hot frog?You’ll croak in no time!
Why wasn’t Jesus born in America?
Why wasn’t Jesus born in America?They couldn’t find 3 wise men and a virgin.
The Psychiatric Hotline
“Hello, welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.”If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. If...
A customer sent an order to a distributor…
A customer sent an order to a distributor for a large amount ofgoods totaling...
The dog and the butcher
A dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a roast off the counter.Fortunately,...
Little Johnny is in class. The teacher…
Little Johnny is in class. The teacher is going through the alphabet,having each child...
Goodbye To Bin Laden
Written by a Viet Nam VetGOD BLESS AMERICA!”In Memory of The Twin Towers”Warning song...
Buying drinks at a bar
|A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and ordered their...
Mixed football jokes
A burglary was recently committed at West Ham’s ground and the entire contents of...