Age Quotes
I’m so old they’ve cancelled my blood type. Bob Hope As you get older...
Two Statues
There are two statues standing in the woods. They have been there standing on...
A Programmer and an Engineer are sitting next to each other…
A Programmer and an Engineer are sitting next to each other on a longflight...
You Know You’re Having a Bad Day When…
Your horn sticks on the freeway behind 32 Hell’s Angels motorcyclists. You’ve been at...
Definition of a Wife!
Definition of a Wife:(B)eautiful (I)ntelligent (T)alented (C)harming (H)omemaker
If Women Told Truth In Bed
Many a relationship could be thrown a curve ball if women always told the...
Nine things dogs don’t understand
|1. It’s not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It’s wrong to...
Have you ever wondered why you wonder why?
Have you ever wondered why you wonder why?I used to wonder why, but now...
Blonde Nurse?
Doctor: Did you take the patient’s temperature? Nurse: No. Is it missing?
The Mom Dictionary!
AIRPLANE: What Mom impersonates to get a 1-yr.-old to eat strained beets.ALIEN: What Mom...