The bachelor’s diet
|Bachelor’s DietMONDAY:BREAKFAST – Who can eat breakfast on a Monday? Swallow some toothpaste while...
Growing Manhood
When Ralph first noticed that his penis was growing larger and staying erect longer,...
Two condoms walk past a gay bar…
Two condoms walk past a gay bar. One of them says to the other,”Hey,...
Needs
Husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. The passion is heating up....
Did you hear about Tempura House?
Did you hear about Tempura House?It’s a shelter for lightly battered women.
His military etiquette
|Officer: Soldier, do you have change for a dollar? Soldier: Sure, buddy. Officer: That’s...
What do Marriage and a Tornado have in common?
What do Marriage and a Tornado have in common? Well you start off with...
Letter from Daughter to Parents
Letter from Daughter to Parents Dear Mother and Dad:It has now been three months...
What did Clinton say when accused of copying his homework from his girlfriend at Oxford?
What did Clinton say when accused of copying his homework from hisgirlfriend at Oxford?I...
The company president called the chief security guard…
The company president called the chief security guard into his office. “Chuck, we’ve received...