Energizer Bunny
(AP) The Energizer Bunny, known best for “going and going and going…” passed away...
They have webbed feet!
|Why are spiders good swimmers?They have webbed feet!
Catching the fish
|Jim had an awful day fishing on the lake, sitting in the blazing sun...
Just Before I Die
Showing his friend around his his home, Jennings pointed out all of the collectibles...
How’d you want them
A little old lady had two monkeys for years. One day one of them...
The Brewnette (Blonde’s Revenge)
What is black, blue, red, and brown?A Brewnette that has told to many Blonde...
Paying the Dentist
As soon as the dentist asked the patient to sit down, he pulled out...
For his wife’s birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake…
For his wife’s birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake with this inscription:”You are...
What do men have in common with toilet bowls, aniversaries, and clitorises?
What do men have in common with toilet bowls, aniversaries, andclitorises?They miss them all.
What do you call a boomerang that does not come back?
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick.