It’s so easy to milk a cow…
It’s so easy to milk a cow. Any jerk can do it.
Aggies
Do you know why the Texas Aggies use artificial turf in their footballstadium?It helps...
Cheater
Teacher: Jeff, have you been copying Johnny’s test again?Jeff: Yes, but how did you...
Did you hear the latest theory about Monica Lewinsky?
Did you hear the latest theory about Monica Lewinsky?It may never be proven but...
Real news headlines 09
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Bible church’s focus...
Cigarette problems
|At my cousin’s wedding, my dad (who doesn’t much care for his nephew’s bride)...
Working in the garden
|A prisioner in jail received a letter from his wife: “I have decided to...
What do you call Toys R’ Us in the hood?
What do you call Toys R’ Us in the hood?We B Toyz N’ Shit
What goes: Clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, bang…
What goes: Clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, bang bang, clip clop, clip clop,...
Santa’s Helpers?
|Q: What do you call Santa’s Helpers?A: Subordinate clauses!