Why is the snail the strongest animal?
|Why is the snail the strongest animal?Because he carries a house on his back!
A husband comes home with a half-gallon of ice cream…
A husband comes home with a half-gallon of ice cream and asks his wife...
Anything you want!
A man was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail when an exceptionally...
Jealous Wife
There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one...
We have new babies
|For weeks a six-year old lad kept telling his first-grade teacher about the baby...
Magicians Secret
During a recent vacation in Atlantic City, a couple went to see a popular...
A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items…
A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items. Nearthe cash register...
Christmas and a day at the office?
Q: Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?A: You do all...
How do you clean a condom?
How do you clean a condom?Turn it inside out and shake the fuck out...
Sick Coffin
A funeral procession was winding it’s way to the cemetery on top of the...