What time does the bar open?
At 3 AM a desk clerk at a hotel gets a call from a...
Line of squaws
What do you call 32 hillbillies standing in line?A full set of teeth!
yo mamma is so ugly… onion
Yo mamma is so ugly, she made an onion cry.
Relativity
Don’t try to understand the theory of relativity.Relativity is like an erection – the...
What is the oldest profession?
|A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to...
Confusing women!!
How do you confuse a woman?? Give her a choice!!
A guy walks into a post office…
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...
The last laugh!
Several years ago, after having Japanese executives from the automotive industry tour a Ford...
Farmer Brown
Farmer Brown had been screwing one of his pigs for 5 years, when all...
It’s the way you say it
… A University of Georgia student was visiting a Yankee relative in Boston over...