New Driver’s License
Martin had just received his brand new drivers license. The family troops out to...
Polak Puts Ice In Condom
Q: Why did the Polak put ice in his condom?A: To keep the swelling...
If you love something …
If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was, andalways...
Name That Capital
A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde....
Thirty minutes before a plane landed, its cabin lights came on…
Thirty minutes before a plane landed, its cabin lights came on,indicating to the flight...
Why do priests wear shorts in the shower?
Why do priests wear shorts in the shower?They don’t like to look down on...
Nuns
The head nun at the convent says, “I found a pair of men’s underwear...
Blonde Quickies
How do you get a blond out of a tree? WaveHow do you drown...
Insult Collection #11
You used to be arrogant and obnoxious. Now you are just the opposite. You...
NASA Hires Blondes
Q: Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes?A: They’re doing research on black holes.