Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat?
Q: Why are bachelors thin, and married men fat?A: Bachelors come home, check to...
Office Worker Resolution
|RESOLUTION #1: 1999: I will read at least 20 good books a year. 2000:...
How many seconds are in a year?
How many seconds are in a year? Answer: There are 12 seconds in a...
I saw a pen in a store the other day…
I saw a pen in a store the other day. I picked it up...
What did the bird say when his cage fell apart?
What did the bird say when his cage fell apart?Answer: Cheap-Cheap
Early Birds
Very early one morning two birds are sitting at the side of a largepuddle...
The Video Rental
A blonde named Mary decides to do something really wild. Something shehasn’t done before,...
Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear?
Why does Bill Clinton wear underwear? To keep his ankles warm.
Why cannot Jesus eat M & Ms?
Q: Why can’t Jesus eat M & M’s?A: Because they fall through the holes...
Microsoft trademarks TM
|Microsoft Trademarks the Trademark Symbol By Vince Sabio HumourNet Communications, Ltd. REDMOND, Wash (UPI)...