String Joke
A string walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.The bartender...
Why cannibals do not eat comedians?
Why don’t cannibals eat comedians?They taste funny.
Lawyer’s club
|A gang of robbers broke into a lawyer’s club by mistake. The old legal...
Your\’re What?
A recent survey shows that the commonest form of marriage proposal these days consists...
Halloween handouts
|The Top 10 Least Popular Halloween HandoutsSpinach flavored Rice Cakes.Teeth removing TaffyMetamucil in a...
Can I play the piano once these are off?
|A doctor has come to see one of his patients in a hospital. The...
Michael Hoolihan was courting Frances Phelan
|Michael Hoolihan was courting Frances Phelan. The young couple sat in the parlor of...
What denomination?
A Woman went to the Post Office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards.”What...
Those raccoons are not luggage
|As migration approached, two elderly vultures doubted they could make the trip south, so...
Paranoid Idiot
Q: What happens when a paranoid has low self-esteem?A: He thinks that nobody important...