Painting shows it all
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The barber was finishing a haircut…
The barber was finishing a haircut on a customer one dayand started to apply...
Tell Me!
A husband and wife were fighting about their sex life.”You never even tell me...
Just Ducky!
If ever you want to annoy someone who annoys you, just say this punchline...
Excess billing hours
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Ventriloquist and the Indian
A ventriloquist cowboy walks into town and sees an Indian sitting on his porch....
Lost In The Snow
A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm. She remembered what...
Why did Santa Anna bring only 4000 troops to the Alamo?
why did Santa Anna bring only 4000 troops to the Alamo?he only had 2...
Line of squaws
What do you call 32 hillbillies standing in line?A full set of teeth!
The three stages of sex in marriage.
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