Dump trucks and fat ladies!
A man and his son were traveling to the bank one Saturday morning when...
Heaven Help Us
Three men die and go to heaven. When they get to the pearly gates,...
Invent artificial dogs
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
How do you catch a polar bear?
How do you catch a polar bear?Answer: First, you cut a large, round hole...
A hamster!
|What is small, furry and smells like bacon?A hamster!
Never There
Why don’t most women ever tell their husbands when they’re really enjoying sex?Because their...
All the strange names
|One Day Stupid, Trouble, and Shut Up were driving along in their car when...
There was the surgeon who was arrested for drunken driving…
There was the surgeon who was arrested for drunkendriving. They let him go, though....
The Cliff And The Blondes.
A smart blonde and a dumb blonde both jump off a cliff at the...
Slip of the tongue
A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits...